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Old Apr 13, 2006, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #621
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #622
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 04:07 PM // 16:07   #623
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #624
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 05:47 PM // 17:47   #625
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 05:58 PM // 17:58   #626
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #627
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You murder the recent president with a gold club.

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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #628
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...your current president manages to turn the largest economical surplus into the biggest deficit, manage to make the entire muslim world hate and want to blow up your country, ruin the worlds environment, violate all human rights, reduce your privacy, and get reellected.

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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #629
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:14 PM // 18:14   #630
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #631
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 09:14 PM // 21:14   #632
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #633
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 09:35 PM // 21:35   #634
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Old Apr 14, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25   #635
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Old Apr 14, 2006, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #636
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Old Apr 15, 2006, 04:39 AM // 04:39   #637
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Old Apr 15, 2006, 06:07 AM // 06:07   #638
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 10:22 AM // 10:22   #639
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Old Apr 16, 2006, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #640
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